Definitions by Common Enemy #2

Shmeat Suckling

when you ask a nih to suh yo dih

jaykob can you start Shmeat Suckling me?

Shmeat Suckling by Common Enemy #2 May 12, 2026

Hyperquantavexomorphomogginization

a catastrophic level of mogging where the aura output exceeds human processing limits, causing nearby NPCs to stare at walls, forget their quests, and mutter “bro is actually him” in 4K ultra instinct sigma frequency.

“Jake walked into the gym and triggered full Hyperquantavexomorphomogginization — three people dropped their phones, one guy saluted, and the mirror gained sentience.”

Hyperquantavexomorphomogginization by Common Enemy #2 May 12, 2026

Social Resistance

when you have to take a shit at your friends house but you are scard you will blow up the bathroom or clog the toilet

Why arent you using the bathroom do you have a little social resistance?

Social Resistance by Common Enemy #2 May 12, 2026

Hergenprymolaxiventhroquandishcyberzextaluphori

When you are on a 2 man mission and your friend starts acting sexual towards you instead of the actual women

arther is such a Hergenprymolaxiventhroquandishcyberzextaluphori bitch

Hergenprymolaxiventhroquandishcyberzextaluphori by Common Enemy #2 May 12, 2026

Tryposexual

A person that fucks anything with a hole.

Connor is a tryposexual his girlfriend is literally retarded

Tryposexual by Common Enemy #2 May 12, 2026

Whippinsquiffle

When you take a hit from an empty whip cream can and then blow your nose into a bowl of yogurt

yo Jaykob wanna try a whippinsquiffle rn?

Whippinsquiffle by Common Enemy #2 May 12, 2026

Magnet

A person who hangs around all of the kids he thinks are cool but in reality he just hangs around them like a magnet and nobody fucking likes him.

jaykob is such a fucking magnet

Magnet by Common Enemy #2 May 12, 2026