On my way from Oklahoma City to Dallas I made an Ardmore stop. I cant get the smell out of my nose. I think I have VD even though I didn't have sex. And I'm a grandparent now ? What in the fuck...
by Come on meow December 20, 2016
11 Question marks at the end of a sentence implies a level of insincerity beyond any level of expectation of a courteous response. The use of ??????????? essentially can be compared to a challenge to fight.
Did your service animal seriously just jump up on the mantle and smash the urn containing my fathers ashes ???????????
by Come on meow March 19, 2024
A person deserving the worst treatment by his friends family and strangers based on their treatment of how they treated their friends, family and strangers. Someone who needs a cactus jammed up their ass on principle.
This prickhole lied to clients in cases, took their money and left them in jail. If he gets a pineapple jamned down his throat in hell his prickhole will get off easy.
by Come on meow June 30, 2016
However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation
Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "
Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"
Irishman" Whadya like!"
Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"
Irishman" Whadya like!"
by Come on meow January 13, 2017
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?
She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
by Come on meow November 23, 2014
An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
by Come on meow May 15, 2015