Definitions by Colonel_Cheesemonkey

aircraft carriers 

Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.

Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.

aircraft carriers by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

make like a banana 

To quickly disappear; associated and related to the word split

evanesce | split | Disappear

Somebody's coming! We better make like a banana.

make like a banana by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

little tykes 

synanym for testicles; possibly a euphemism for such.

Mike: Are you naked under there?
Keith: Why don't you ask my little tykes?

little tykes by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

albot albot sauce 

Any sauce created from mixing portions of various other sauces, dressings, marinades, and whatever other liquids in your fridge door when you can't figure out what to dip your food into or what to cover your food with.

So named because you add A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That...

~Can be served hot or cold... depending on what tastes better...

When he got home last night, Mark couldn't figure out what to put on his rice, so he made some albot albot sauce instead.

albot albot sauce by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

lazy position

Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.

When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.

lazy position by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

fuzzmobile 

A police car
~Especially a squadcar with the traditional roof-top light bar.

This is definately different from a paddywagon/meatwagon.

We had to pull over to let the fuzzmobile go by. ...stupid cops.

fuzzmobile by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006

hoochie coochie dance 

An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.

1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!

2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!

hoochie coochie dance by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006