Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Collloser The Typer Boi

Spood

A spood is a lifestyle, that cannot be explained to members of inferior cultures. All the food you eat it shaped like spoons. No escape

I am a member of the spood, I am therefore superior to you in every way, mortals!

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when you fart and get hard; the ultimate embarrassment

John was presenting to the class, when he pulled a toodie woodie and had to leave the country

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go add @covish#0727 its funny

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P1"Dude, my dad's wyoming again."
P2"Bruh, that sucks. My dad wyomed three years ago."
P1"Lmaooo, you suck"
P2 then fucking dies

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Me: kill ometer. ometer fucking sucks man

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saying used by gay men that means: i like dick

jo: i like dick
Mama: me too
Jo: wanna fuck
Mama: hell yeah

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