Colette's definitions

straightners

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO

hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?

by Colette February 24, 2004

art nouveau

A style of architecture, interior design which existed in the late 1800's. It's subject matter included birds, flowers, and the curves of the female body. All these could be expressed using curves and pastel colours, a distinctive technnique which is still recognised today.

1.dude.. come help me with my art nouveau essay.. ( extract above )
2. Wow.. look at that. Why, it's the perfect example of art nouveau.

by Colette February 22, 2004

bams

For those of us who were not educated at kindergarten, a bam is an Scottish person between the ages of around 8 to 18 who speaks with an accent no-one but fellow bams can understand (often saying stuff like ken fit ye bam). Their clothing consists of brightly coloured fake tracksuits and puffa jackets – a warning for people to stay away, similar to the markings of a wasp. Most will sport a radiant tan – although the furthest they’ve been is to a young offenders’ institute.They’ve been Smoking anything from mud to oregano since they were 3 coz they think it’s hard. They to display this ‘hardness’ by constantly having a cigarette behind one ear, an earring in the other and using the middle finger approach at least 32 times a day. They like to wear a ton of gold jewelery; so high quality the gold rubs off. Hobbies of the bam include drinking, burning down buildings, starting fights and shouting abuse at people.

bam: 'listen ere u feckin posh cunt - im nae a bam n a nae'r will b. I didt want any one kenning - aye? fit ye saying? u dinna get me?? fuck aff.'

by Colette February 21, 2004

ned

For those of us who were not educated at kindergarten, a ned is a person between the ages of around 8 to 18 who speaks with an accent no-one but fellow neds can understand (often saying stuff like ken fit ye bam). Their clothing consists of brightly coloured fake tracksuits and puffa jackets – a warning for people to stay away, similar to the markings of a wasp. Most will sport a radiant tan – although the furthest they’ve been is to a young offenders’ institute.They’ve been Smoking anything from mud to oregano since they were 3 coz they think it’s hard. They to display this ‘hardness’ by constantly having a cigarette behind one ear, an earring in the other and using the middle finger approach at least 32 times a day. They like to wear a ton of gold jewelery; so high quality the gold rubs off. Hobbies of the bam include drinking, burning down buildings, starting fights and shouting abuse at people.

'im nae a ned ye feckin cunt'

by Colette February 21, 2004

fro

the shortened version of afro, a very cool hairstyle popular in the 70's and forever popular with the blacks, although white people can have fros. Take Judith for example. her hair frizzes and sticks up more than most.

'man u gotta watch for judiths fro it almost knocked me out!'

by Colette February 21, 2004

leprachaun

a wee green man (not to be confused with alien) that comes from ireland. They are often found pissed from drinking too much quality irish drink or smoking to much 'ganjabhang', and if they are found in this way it is likely the leprachaun gives away his gold treasure and good luck. Leprachauns are impossible to catch and even harder to see. If you do see one - you're pissed.

'jesus mary and holy saint joseph - did I just see a wee leprachaun??'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'

by Colette February 21, 2004

webcam

A useful electronic camera which you hook up to your pc and then can have free porno sessions with them. It is not illegal, really cheap, just make sure you're mum doesn't catch you.

'hey did johnny show you his cock on a webcam last night?'

by Colette February 21, 2004