Col. Hans Landa's definitions
prop. n. a huge neighborhood in Pittsburgh, located in the city's East End, just east of Downtown and the Hill District. Oakland is Pittsburgh's most historic area, and is dominated by the University of Pittsburgh, Carnegie Mellon University, and several UPMC hospitals. It is also where the Carnegie Library, Phipps Conservatory, Schenely Park, and Central Catholic may be found. Oakland is incredibly diverse, ranging from the student ghetto of South Oakland to the million-dollar estates at Schenely Farms in Central Oakland.
During the school year, there are inexhaustible options of what to do in Oakland, including parties, bars, and the O. When school is out, the streets are dead.
During the school year, there are inexhaustible options of what to do in Oakland, including parties, bars, and the O. When school is out, the streets are dead.
"I live in Oakland." "Wow, just move to SF." "Not the Californian city! Geez, I live in the real Oakland -- Oakland, Pittsburgh!"
by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011
Get the Oakland, Pittsburghmug. adj.; to be a in a state of having caused some action, usually either primarily or voluntarily. Almost always refers to the actions of human beings.
Hitler is responsible for the Holocaust.
The American people are responsible for electing their next president.
The American people are responsible for electing their next president.
by Col. Hans Landa February 23, 2012
Get the responsiblemug. rapid, inexplicable widespread popularity followed by a long, protracted decline in social capital, terminating in universal disdain
A.: "Dude, what ever happened to Bob Applesworthy?"
B.: "Freshman year he was the shit around here. But I don't think he has any friends anymore."
A.: "Dischner syndrome."
B.: "Totally."
B.: "Freshman year he was the shit around here. But I don't think he has any friends anymore."
A.: "Dischner syndrome."
B.: "Totally."
by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013
Get the dischner syndromemug. n. collective reference to the negative qualities usually attributed to frat boys or Greek culture in general. These include, but are not limited to: alcoholism, assholism, sexual promiscuity, poor academics, low intelligence, low sociability with those who do not participate in Greek life, disrespect for authority, and lack of interest in issues that actually affect human existence.
Most fraternities claim to be against fratboyism, whether or not they actually succeed is another issue entirely.
by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011
Get the fratboyismmug. Chris: "So Jake, why are we going into the eerie Aztec temple before we know how to contact the park ranger?"
Jake: "Majority decision."
Jake: "Majority decision."
by Col. Hans Landa October 4, 2011
Get the majority decisionmug. v., coll.; to get drunk on a Sunday night, or, more loosely, at any time when being intoxicated is completely uncalled for. Its origin is unknown.
Joe: "Dude, you nearly fell over that chair! Are you wasted?"
Dale: "Yeah mane, I decided to hilltop tonight bro." (vomits)
Dale: "Yeah mane, I decided to hilltop tonight bro." (vomits)
by Col. Hans Landa October 23, 2011
Get the to hilltopmug. A Twitter tag usually used after a Tweet describing something quintessentially collegiate, almost always in a positive sense. Is very often associated with #winning.
@TheGreatOne Professor Miller told me to go fuck myself #college
Party, drunk, laid. #college #winning
Party, drunk, laid. #college #winning
by Col. Hans Landa September 11, 2011
Get the #collegemug.