CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis's definitions

Dick Cloud

When one has reached an age in life that his pubic hairs are white and once the penis is exposed it appears to be floating on a cloud.

Did you see that old mans dick ? It looked like a dick cloud.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 17, 2018

OOOOOKAY

This is similar to the already known but non aggressive version of okay. It is used to notify someone in a conversation that it’s nice that they are talking but they have just cut you off.

Or

It is used when someone just does or say something and no other appropriate response can be used

OOOOOkay cause I wasn’t just speaking.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 21, 2018

Bunty Cunty

When an individual surpasses the highest of the highest of level of cuntyness.

I can’t believe my boss really fired me for shitting on the floor at the holiday party that was Bunty cunty

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis March 15, 2018

Funky Fresh

When one is attempting to keep it 100% real with someone.

I know you don’t like to hear the truth but I’m just keeping it 100% funky fresh with you.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018

Cuntmedian

When someone is roasting you and you really think they are a cunt for it but they are so funny you have to laugh.

Man he was really roasting me heavy he is a Cuntmedian

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis May 23, 2018

Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.

We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 16, 2018

Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.

Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 13, 2018