missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
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Pharmapain

The result of being forced into sexual slavery under threat of harm and bodily injury by Homewood health center or any other mental health facility practicing assaultive terrorism in prescription policy and nazi experimentation with chemical engineering on the vulnerable sectors
I don't want mutation from Guelph Ontarios pharmapain clinic, it used to specialize in causing native genocides I'm scared of those places.
by Cody5050 December 30, 2021
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3cr13

The sharpest tool in my house the first of its kind in the diamond infusion industry and one of the world's sharpest knives unusually high weatherproof and durable and easy to use, mines a basic design for crafting stilletto utility devices useful for everything from eating apples and oranges to prying up nails from the backyard to cleaning my fingernails.
The 3cr13 chromium oxide blended stainless steel infusion is worthy of the Guinness world records book as a infusion.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2021
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Dexedrine

Mars in a nuclear pill bottle
I got 922 Dexedrine in my heart I'm a minty turd.
by Cody5050 January 15, 2022
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80 cars for 1004 wounds

In defense of a dying retired child soldiers genocide survivor who is literally dying on devils night ever car dealers in North America is being hit by a shower of automatic gunfire from a gang sedan
Devils night is 80 cars for 1004 wounds
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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For ordinary road death

The model ford for ordinary road death was where my dad raped me now I'm a pedestrian customer service rocks
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Mini cops

Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively
I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected
by Cody5050 January 22, 2022
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