Plastique pringles

The aluminum Pringle containers that come special with some movies to contain a oil bomb.

Plastique Pringles are awesome to eat from.

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Boy lovers

The night about age eight a boy gets a pussy cut into him by a eight foot cop

Boy lovers fuck with knives it hurts worse than salt in the eyes and leaves goo in your ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Justice Douglas of guelph

Defender of methamphetamine manufacturers as opposed to genocide survivors protected by laws terminal genocidal homicidal exclusive and elitist cultist terrorists

Justice Douglas of guelph is criminally charged with genocide and 1004 counts of torture

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Tired wolf

Your parents and elders under 65 always loving always stressed

What colour is that tired wolfs hair?

by Cody5050 January 17, 2022

Shitt

Double the shit show for half the price

I'm in too much Shitt

by Cody5050 December 08, 2021

Cut software

When you load the M2 machine CNC cutting torch with antimatter fuel and launch your business into another region.

I lit my hair on fire again I'm cut software and that's my haircut.

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 08, 2022