CocoSantango's definitions

Ghost Raping

Informing someone that you'll be masturbating at a later time while thinking about them.

This hot bartender was a complete bitch to me, so I told her I was going to be ghost raping her later.

by CocoSantango August 21, 2011

Marionette

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.

I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Baby Bird Skin

Someone who is so light skinned, that they are almost translucent much like a baby bird.

Michael is so white that I can see his veins, he's a real baby bird skin.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Seatard

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by CocoSantango May 7, 2012

Ski Mask

When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.

That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014