CockBlocker's definitions

Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos

"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2004

Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.

Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.

by CockBlocker November 24, 2004

sandbox

Often a result from a long day at the beach, a sandbox results from an excessive amount of sand in the box. Other causes may be from mud restling or as a result of a hot new trend. In Europe, women often throw sand in their box in the case of a hot sexual encounter. One can often tell when a girl has a sandbox because when she walks it makes a crunching/grinding sound.

Germaine: "Last night ah tried to hit up that box, cept that it turned out to be a sandbox!"
Dellareese: "Awww shit nigga!"
Germaine: "Ahh don't want no sand in m'a tacos!"

by CockBlocker April 9, 2006

vandruff

Dandruff that is located around the pubis mondis. (Vaginal dandruff = vandruff). Not to be confused with crabs or crusty semen. Often found on prostitutes and ghetto hoes with poor vaginal hygiene.

Shanikwa: "Girl, you got crabs?"
Lefonda: "No, I got vandruff"

by CockBlocker January 17, 2005

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker July 27, 2008

Punani Cointoss

When exotic dancers open their legs for you to throw your coins into their poon as tips. Often, as a funny/mean trick, one might coat the coins with an exciting new STD, preferably aids to add to the ho's collection. In some countries they hold Punani Cointoss Olympics.

After a long night of working at the club, Shanikwa felt a burning sensation coming from her poon. "Ah damn nigga, I must have caught an STD from that wild game of Punani Cointoss!... It was worth it...Nigga"

by CockBlocker November 21, 2004