Cobbs666's definitions

masked bandit

The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.

A masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a Zorro costume on halloween.

by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006

dirty gibson

When one is on a drunken rampage, he has uninhibited drunk sex with jews while yelling racial slurs at them, then the next day claim that you are not racist. Now also known as the dirty Kramer.

Let's go find a few orthodox's im in the mood for a dirty gibson.

by Cobbs666 December 4, 2006

gothic snowball

A gothic snowball is when you and all your buddies are gang banging some dirty whore, all take turns blowing your load inside her. Now she must be on her rag or it is just a normal snowball. Now pick one unlucky guy to suck all the blood and cum out and spit that snowball in her face. Not to be confused with the muslim snowball which involves blowing loads in her asshole.

That bitch needs a gothic snowball.

by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

snergler

A snergler is defined as someone who sucks farts out of dead seagulls asses. ( Actual definition not sure on spelling)

When i do this it makes me feel like a snergler.

by Cobbs666 December 9, 2008

the woodmatch

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

gothic shower

To perform a gothic shower you must do insane amounts of drugs and drinking til your liver is totally destroyed.Then once you are pissing blood, proceed like a normal golden shower except this will be gothic.

you look like you could use a gothic shower

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006