queen lakweefah

A reference to queen latifah's gastrous gaping vagina...see kweef

damn that queen lakweefah

by Cobbs666 December 07, 2006

the woodmatch

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

by Cobbs666 December 06, 2006

mud flaps

Is what a chick gets when she wipes her ass from back to front to many times, most common during bouts of diorreah.

I was going to eat that bitch out then i got a look at the mud flaps on her.

by Cobbs666 December 07, 2006

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 07, 2006

manitoba mudslide

a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.

mmmmmm it's time for a manitoba mudslide

by Cobbs666 December 07, 2006

masked bandit

The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.

A masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a Zorro costume on halloween.

by Cobbs666 December 03, 2006

dirty gibson

When one is on a drunken rampage, he has uninhibited drunk sex with jews while yelling racial slurs at them, then the next day claim that you are not racist. Now also known as the dirty Kramer.

Let's go find a few orthodox's im in the mood for a dirty gibson.

by Cobbs666 December 04, 2006