Definitions by Clutterofmass
Android
A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
Android by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
Tito
Tito by Clutterofmass September 17, 2023
r/anime_titties
A subreddit dedicated to, obviously, global geopolitics. And by global, it’s more than North America, Europe, and East Asia.
I wanted to have a good fap, so I went to r/anime_titties, but now I’m invested in the challenges against human rights in places I never heard of before.
r/anime_titties by Clutterofmass July 30, 2023
woke
The new favorite snarl world of fascists for anything that goes against them. Once meant aware. Can include things such as minority rights (be it based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.), renewable energy, funding for education, & healthcare to name a few.
woke by Clutterofmass May 29, 2023
Thomas
1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
Thomas by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023
Brandon
Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!
Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!
Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!
Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
Brandon by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022