I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.
by Clutterofmass December 05, 2023
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2. Sleep
3. A grade so bad you'll wish you were never born.
4. The modern Swastika thanks to Russia.
2. Sleep
3. A grade so bad you'll wish you were never born.
4. The modern Swastika thanks to Russia.
(sends a z to a group chat to indicate he's going to sleep)
American: I too should catch some z's. Good night!
Eastern European: We'll make you eat those words with Ukrainian gunpower as you watch Russian snuff films.
American: I too should catch some z's. Good night!
Eastern European: We'll make you eat those words with Ukrainian gunpower as you watch Russian snuff films.
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
Get the Z mug.The new favorite snarl world of fascists for anything that goes against them. Once meant aware. Can include things such as minority rights (be it based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.), renewable energy, funding for education, & healthcare to name a few.
by Clutterofmass May 29, 2023
Get the woke mug.Mario: “Well what’s-a this Waluigi left-a behind on my door?”
Luigi: “Looks to be Ge (Г).”
Mario: “You can’t just-a call people gay like-a that, Luigi! It’s a not the 20th Century!”
Luigi: “But that’s-a literally the name of the letter.”
Luigi: “Looks to be Ge (Г).”
Mario: “You can’t just-a call people gay like-a that, Luigi! It’s a not the 20th Century!”
Luigi: “But that’s-a literally the name of the letter.”
by Clutterofmass June 28, 2024
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by Clutterofmass March 16, 2019
Get the C-Span mug.A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
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2: A common hook to a punchline, a play on "Yo Mama".
2: A common hook to a punchline, a play on "Yo Mama".
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