Clumzy Hooman's definitions

Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart

That feeling when you realize you have a crush

My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: What emotions have you been through today?
Me: Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: *shook*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Band

A cult, family, enemy, best supporter, crackheads. Band kids: siblings. Band Director: Grandparent. Drum Major: Parent. Color Guard: obnoxious cousins. The only place where it's allowed to date your sibling, parent, and cousin without it being considered immoral and incest.

Person: Are you in Band?
Me: FUCK YEAH

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

June 15

Kiss a Softball girl day

Boy 1: Ya know any softball girls?
Boy 2: Yeah, half of the girls in our English class. Why?
Boy 1: It's June 15

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Hellcrushed

That feeling you get when you realize you like someone more than you thought you did

When Jordan walked into class today i felt Hellcrushed

by Clumzy Hooman November 10, 2019

June 15

Kiss a crew girl day

Guy1: Hey, bro, you know any girls on crew?
Guy2: Yeah, that one girl who sits in the back of the class.

Guy1: Thanks bro, don't forget, it's June 15!

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Trumpet

A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.

DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019