Definitions by ClownJuice

Motor Head 

Being obtusely stupid and dumb.

No one ever wants to be a Motor Head, the only thing worse is a Hinge Head.

"David is a fucking Motor Head"

Motor Head by ClownJuice February 13, 2022

Hit With the Breezy's

Hit With the Breezy's refers to the famous shoe brand Breezy's International and to hit someone with the Breezy's is to catch them off guard and humiliate them (similar to Black Airforce Energy)

Terry: I really hit 'em with the Breezy's you know bro
Aforementioned bro: Yeah you really got them Hit With the Breezy's

Hit With the Breezy's by ClownJuice December 12, 2021

Goth Starbucks 

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.

Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks

Goth Starbucks by ClownJuice October 4, 2021

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

Skunk Like a Badger by ClownJuice August 31, 2021

Elderly Watering Syndrome 

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

Elderly Watering Syndrome by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

Nuke the Fridge

Take a massive and intestinal destroying shit in the fridge, like, Pringles can sized shit in the fridge

Dave just had to Nuke the Fridge in my apartment

Nuke the Fridge by ClownJuice August 9, 2021