A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.
by ClownJuice March 22, 2022
Being absolutely awful everywhere, no one loves you.
A slightly better version of this is a Motor Head.
A slightly better version of this is a Motor Head.
by ClownJuice February 14, 2022
Take a massive and intestinal destroying shit in the fridge, like, Pringles can sized shit in the fridge
by ClownJuice August 10, 2021
When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).
Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"
by ClownJuice August 31, 2021
A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio
Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!
Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!
by ClownJuice April 28, 2022
Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.
by ClownJuice October 05, 2021