Clown's ASSistant's definitions

dzhudzh

The sickening, shuddering sound and feeling that one's pancreas makes when one has consumed entirely too much sugar.

As I washed down my 3rd Cadbury creme egg with a bottle of soda, I could feel my pancreas begin to dzhudzh.

by Clown's ASSistant April 4, 2011

whyku

The state of disbelief that one encounters when one realizes that people write haiku for fun.

Upon reading an inane haiku, Bill said "whyku?"

by Clown's ASSistant April 4, 2011

paradoxology

A short hymn or recitation in praise of paradox.

I accept that life is full of contradictions, and I sing the paradoxology.

by Clown's ASSistant April 3, 2011

Whoopsy Christ

A stronger form of Whoopsy daisy: an exclamation expressing surprise at a somewhat larger than minor accident.

Whoopsy Christ! I didn't mean to hit that pedestrian. Is everyone in the car OK?

by Clown's ASSistant April 3, 2011