Cloud's definitions

gmail

the coolest e-mail service ever, never have to delete mail, *Unless you reach your 1 gigabyte storage space, which is very very very very very hard*

Owns every other e-mail service.

When Gmail goes public, Microsoft will shit themselves, and frantically try and increase their storage space to 2 gigs.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

rawr

1) To roar like some sort of weird dinosaur.

2) A sound a Zombie makes.

1) RAWR!!!!!!!! *dives off bridge*

2)

Man: "Hey guys, I just owned 58 zombies!"
Man 2: "Yeah.. with what?"
Man: "well, obviously with..."
Zombie: "RAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!! *bites head off*"
Man 2: "Rawr this motherfucker, *pumps 690 shotgun bullets in zombies face*"

by Cloud July 11, 2004

Black Pearl

cursed,black ship in the movie "pirates of the carebbian",jack sparrow's ship (sometime comanddered by barbossa)

Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly,the code is more what you'd call"guidelines"than actual rules.Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,Miss Turner .

by cloud November 9, 2003

jibbi

The owner of Habbo Hotel. Jibbi has absolutely no life, and she is a millionaire, by dealings such as Sunny Delight. She lives the life of a Queen, whilst fags by the stuff she has created for money, and pay £2.50 a month for Habbo Club, which entitles you to otehr clothes. Jibbi really is the lamest person on Earth.

Habbo member: AHHHAA!!!111!1one TEH HABBO RULZZZL!!
Hobba: That, is against thine Habbo-Way!
Habbo member: Pfff! teh PWN I R!!
Hobba: Dont make me call Jibbi!
Habbo member: AHASHAHSHADA!!! Jibbi suxx0r and she's my B1tch LoLOLoloL!!
Hobba: *bans*
Habbo member: OH TEH NOS!!111 I R TEH BANNED!! *jumps off cliff*

by Cloud May 10, 2004

Essex

Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.

Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.

But do not go to Essex for a holiday.

If you ever want to have kids then do a runner, come to Essex, you will achieve it in 1 night!

by Cloud November 22, 2004

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.

They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.

English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*

English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*

by cloud March 12, 2005