Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.
Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.
But do not go to Essex for a holiday.
Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.
But do not go to Essex for a holiday.
by Cloud November 22, 2004
What 99% of the world obtain their music and programs. In 5 years CD's, tapes and records etc will all be eliminated.
by Cloud November 22, 2004
An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code.
Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.
Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....
Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.
Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....
by Cloud July 20, 2004
Someone who is extremely selfish/tight/a fucktard/someone you want to kill. Does not like to share stuff with other people, o be nice to other people.
It originates from Charles Dickens "Scrooge" story. Scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an Xmas dinner and is nice to everyone....
Understand?
It originates from Charles Dickens "Scrooge" story. Scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an Xmas dinner and is nice to everyone....
Understand?
Jimmy: Hey, can I have a piece of bread please?
Scrooge type man: No you may not, just because I have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some.
Or...
Charlie: May I listen to your MP3 player with you?
Claire: NO YOU CAN NOT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 5000 SONGS ON IT, AND ALSO LISTEN TO IT NON STOP ALL DAY, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LISTEN!!
Charlie: Haha...stupid emo... *pushes claire out window*
Scrooge type man: No you may not, just because I have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some.
Or...
Charlie: May I listen to your MP3 player with you?
Claire: NO YOU CAN NOT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 5000 SONGS ON IT, AND ALSO LISTEN TO IT NON STOP ALL DAY, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LISTEN!!
Charlie: Haha...stupid emo... *pushes claire out window*
by Cloud December 13, 2004
Shizzle Man: ROFL!!! CHECK DIZ OUT BRO, THE COLOR OF MAH CAR IS SWEET YEAH!?
British Man: Well, I personally think a hint of the ol' marble colour would make the car more smoother on the eyes, jolly chap.
Shizzle Man: .....
British Man: Well, I personally think a hint of the ol' marble colour would make the car more smoother on the eyes, jolly chap.
Shizzle Man: .....
by Cloud July 20, 2004
Total losers who spend more money doing up their cars, than what they actually paid for the car.
They like to drive up and down the same road trying to act cool with their exhaust which sounds like a dying cow.
Populate Essex aswell.
They like to drive up and down the same road trying to act cool with their exhaust which sounds like a dying cow.
Populate Essex aswell.
That Boy Racer fag paid more money to trick it out than the car. Oh wait wow, he has a girl in the frotn seat who isn't even legal to read Never Never Land yet!
by Cloud November 22, 2004