Clinton Sounds's definitions

chewy bits

The chewy bits that are encountered during the act of crimson showers the chewy bits being the sloughed lining of the uterous expelled during menstruation.

Sandra was delivering me a crimson shower and I noticed quite a few chewy bits.

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

trabadism

This being a lesbian sexual activity where they lie horizontally on top of each other rubbing their genitals together.

Sandra and Sarah decided to abandon the dildo and enjoy a trabadism

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Crimson Shower

Being the act of when a menstruating woman, straddles a partner above the face, releases her tampon, and the resulting flow of menstrual blood upon the partners face being a crimson shower.

Sandra was on her period so I asked her to give me a crimson shower

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

prostate gland

This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.

Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.

by clinton sounds April 11, 2005

zinc pink

This being the description of the flavour of the vagina during cunnilingus, immediately before, or after menstruation.

I went down on Sandra last night, but all I got was zinc pink.

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

pedal bin vampire

A man or woman who has a menstruation- fetish and covertly searches ladies restroom pedal bins for used panty-liners and/or tampons.

David slipped into the ladies toilets and quickly surveyed the sanitary waste bins. Unknown to everyone he was a secret pedal bin vampire.

Sandra had collected about seven or eight used tampons during her restroom visits that day, unknown to her lesbian lover, she was a pedal bin vampire.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

pink oboe

Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.

Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.

Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.

Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004