Definitions by Clifford the big red asshole

Cock gobbler 

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.

You my friend are a cock gobbler

Cock gobbler by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022

Human bop it 

When you bop it twist it pull it and they cry it is a penis

Hey bro wanna play human bop it

Human bop it by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022

Bean

A specific class of people from the flint michigan area these people tend to be mad lads who like to drink and party if you think you are one you probably arent

Yo bean whats up

Bean by Clifford the big red asshole January 6, 2022

Shit swindler 

When you shit and someone steals that shit for later use in an alaskan pipeline

Damion you little shit swindler

Shit swindler by Clifford the big red asshole January 6, 2022

Mickey 

Someone who copies other personalities because they have the personality of a wet paper bag. Hey mickey you are not fine you do not blow my mind i hate you and your stupid mickey mouse looking ass face eat shit looser i hope you stub your toe!

Fuck you mickey

Mickey by Clifford the big red asshole January 6, 2022

Ass golem 

A raccoon or two that has been shoved up a mans anus and has died and started to decompose somewhat resembling golem

"Bro i cannot believe you have an ass golem"

Ass golem by Clifford the big red asshole June 17, 2020

William p 

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different

That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p

William p by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017