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Definitions by Clifford the big red asshole

Lottie Dottie everybody

A phrase used by a police officer to another police officer to let them know everyone that is on scene with them is or is about to be under arrest.
Hey John Lottie Dottie everybody.

Hot potato taser

When a cop takes the cartridge out of his taser sparks it on the five second run and tosses it into the lap of another officer while he or she is sitting in their car.
Brian got sent home for playing hot potato taser with John.

Cringeclipse

a brief but total blackout of confidence that hits right after you say something slightly too enthusiastic in public, where you can feel the secondhand embarrassment radiating off everyone in the vicinity (even if it’s probably just in your head).
“I told the barista ‘you’re crushing it’ way too intensely and immediately entered a cringeclipse while waiting for my coffee.”

Cock gobbler 

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.

Human bop it 

When you bop it twist it pull it and they cry it is a penis
Hey bro wanna play human bop it
A specific class of people from the flint michigan area these people tend to be mad lads who like to drink and party if you think you are one you probably arent

Shit swindler 

When you shit and someone steals that shit for later use in an alaskan pipeline
Damion you little shit swindler