Cliff96's definitions

car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results

Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.

by Cliff96 August 28, 2005

worm burner

when a golf ball is hit hard and is intended to go airborne but instead rolls or skips along the ground at high speed.

I played golf with my uncle for the first time yesterday. He thought it was hilarious because I only hit worm burners and never got the ball off the ground.

by Cliff96 August 24, 2005

AD&D

Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.

I got $2000 from my ad&d insurance policy when the shark bit my leg off.

by Cliff96 August 3, 2005

P&C

property and casualty
A type of insurance that covers any property (i.e. car, house) in the event of loss or damage.

I just got my p&c insurance license. Now I can sell car insurance and home owner's insurance. Yipee!

by Cliff96 August 3, 2005

tits out

state of having one's breasts exposed
common usage with public flashing

Kathy got drunk and ended up tits out. She was flashing everybody that stopped to look.

by Cliff96 July 27, 2005

skin to win

1. used to descibe a wet t-shirt, best bikini or similar contest in which one or more contestants have started to remove said wet t-shirt or bikini. Since these are often judged by the audience, other contestants are forced to show more skin to have a chance at winning
2. contest in which showing breasts or more is required to win

The crowd went wild when that crazy chick took off her top. All the other contestants started doing the same since they knew it was now skin to win.

by Cliff96 July 27, 2005

piss and moan

to whine, complain or bitch about something in an annoying and aggravating manner

I hate hanging out with Bob anymore cuz all he does is piss and moan about losing his leg in that car accident.

by Cliff96 June 27, 2005