Clay's definitions

friends with benafits

Not a gril/boyfriend but friends who have sex.

She/He is a friend with benafits.

by Clay February 18, 2004

ass dauful

A turd longer than three feet in length.

Dude, that elephant laid the hugest ass dauful I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

by Clay February 25, 2004

sophmore ass

One who hauls more ass than others.

Slow up Randy, you're haulin' sophmore ass!

by Clay February 25, 2004

Brown thought

One who is aroused in the mind about the color brown.

Dude, you havin' brown thoughts gin?

by Clay April 27, 2006

Son of a Bitch

Exclamation of surprise.

"Dude, you were supposed to work at 3."
"Son of a Bitch."

"Dude, what happened to the rest of the beer?"
"Son of a Bitch."

by Clay December 15, 2003

Carding it

Term. When you have no money to but presents for other people.

"Dude, I have a dollar. I'm carding it ths year."

by Clay December 15, 2003

wunderbred corner

A place where whiners are told to go.

Stop complaining about Windows crashing and install Linux. And then go sit in the wunderbred corner.

by Clay January 24, 2003