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dumais

nicole...i believe that you are a dumais!! ha ha
by clay November 20, 2003
mugGet the dumaismug.

Son of a Bitch

"Dude, you were supposed to work at 3."
"Son of a Bitch."

"Dude, what happened to the rest of the beer?"
"Son of a Bitch."
by Clay December 15, 2003
mugGet the Son of a Bitchmug.

flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
by Clay January 11, 2005
mugGet the flatscanmug.

Bullshit

by Clay August 23, 2003
mugGet the Bullshitmug.

Wild Weezle

Someone who skills are particuarlly refined at a video game, especially Counter-Strike. Weezle is a play on Weasel .
"Wow, The Wild Weezle dominates this game"
by Clay June 7, 2004
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