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cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
mugGet the cougar honeymug.

Clam ketchup

Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.
Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!
by Clamer July 27, 2016
mugGet the Clam ketchupmug.

Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.
Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.
by Clamer October 20, 2016
mugGet the Clam flakesmug.

hoggin at the trough

When a guy is in every woman pants he can get into keeping others guys at bay.
Paul was hoggin at the trough at work so bad no one had a chance of hooking up with any of the ladies especially the hot HR lady.
by Clamer August 12, 2017
mugGet the hoggin at the troughmug.

Clam Scabs

When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.
Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!
by Clamer August 18, 2016
mugGet the Clam Scabsmug.

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