by Clamer July 26, 2016

When you're given a line of bullshit so bad it feels like you are getting plummeted up the ass with a dildo rapped in 60 grit sandpaper.
Ed passed on the shift with a 60 grit story so bad I had to shove tampons up ass to stop the bleeding.
by Clamer July 28, 2016

by Clamer July 20, 2016

Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!
by Clamer August 18, 2016

Paul was hoggin at the trough at work so bad no one had a chance of hooking up with any of the ladies especially the hot HR lady.
by Clamer August 12, 2017
