Clamer's definitions
by Clamer July 26, 2016
Get the Clam bastingmug. Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.
Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!
by Clamer July 27, 2016
Get the Clam ketchupmug. Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.
by Clamer October 20, 2016
Get the Clam padmug. Paul was hoggin at the trough at work so bad no one had a chance of hooking up with any of the ladies especially the hot HR lady.
by Clamer August 12, 2017
Get the hoggin at the troughmug. Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!
by Clamer August 18, 2016
Get the Clam Scabsmug.