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Clam basting

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina
Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.
by Clamer July 26, 2016
mugGet the Clam bastingmug.

Clam ketchup

Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.
Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!
by Clamer July 27, 2016
mugGet the Clam ketchupmug.

Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.
Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.
by Clamer October 20, 2016
mugGet the Clam padmug.

hoggin at the trough

When a guy is in every woman pants he can get into keeping others guys at bay.
Paul was hoggin at the trough at work so bad no one had a chance of hooking up with any of the ladies especially the hot HR lady.
by Clamer August 12, 2017
mugGet the hoggin at the troughmug.

Clam Scabs

When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.
Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!
by Clamer August 18, 2016
mugGet the Clam Scabsmug.

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