26 definitions by Clamer
Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!
by Clamer August 19, 2016
Man Paul is the claminator! He pounded the hell out of Dawn so bad last night she had a hard time walking into work the next day.
by Clamer March 2, 2018
When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.
Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.
by Clamer October 21, 2016
Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.
by Clamer August 5, 2017
When you're given a line of bullshit so bad it feels like you are getting plummeted up the ass with a dildo rapped in 60 grit sandpaper.
Ed passed on the shift with a 60 grit story so bad I had to shove tampons up ass to stop the bleeding.
by Clamer July 28, 2016