73 definitions by Claire
by Claire March 4, 2003
A chemist, which also sells electrical goods etc. - all hideously overpriced. It is the Chav's store of choice. They do not buy from the store, they steal, then go back to school and brag about it, offering to "nick anything for anybody at a fair price." This is what the common Chav will refer to as a hustle.
Vicky: Yeah, I nicked six fluorescent nail varnishes on Saturday. I'm going again on Monday, so if you want owt nicking let me know yeah?
Derek: Get lost, ingrate.
Derek: Get lost, ingrate.
by Claire July 24, 2005
by Claire September 26, 2003
A swot is a person who excels in a subject or lesson, who never gets anythink wrong and may be teachers pet. A person who needs to get out more!
by Claire March 27, 2005
a lively happy character who loves to eat chocolate and is the best person i the world. She has a son and a daughter who are married and have one inbred kid, who also married her mother. She is the best person in the world although it is unsure if she is a she or a he.
by Claire September 13, 2004
by Claire December 2, 2003
a fine female who can wear anything and look bangin. usually has a nice ass and a nice pair of boobs.can also seduce any guy into doing things with/to her.
by Claire March 29, 2003