Cimmerian Southpaw's definitions

razor grrl

A female wordrivethead/word. Derived from a cyberpunk term for a cyborg assassin.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 15, 2003

family values

An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundementalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on "Leave In To Beaver".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

zhoosh

Polari term that means to fix or tidy, usually in reference to hair or clothing.

Kyan told John to zhoosh his hair after taking a shower.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

Gloomy Sunday

The greatest song ever written, popularized by Billie Holiday. Nicknamed "the Hungarian suicide song".

The Associates did a fantastic version of "Gloomy Sunday".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

ponyhawk

Long hair that is cut in mohawk style, but not spiked up; a tall mohawk in its flaccid state. Called a "ponyhawk" because of its resemblance to a horse's mane.

Darren dyed cut his hair a ponyhawk and dyed it purple.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

faux bisexual

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003