Definitions by Cimmerian Southpaw

queercore 

Very cool subgenre of punk rock with a gay activist slant. Notable bands include Huggy Bear, the Haggard, Team Dresch, the Chromatics, and Tribe 8.

queercore by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

faux bisexual 

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

faux bisexual by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

"kiss this guy" syndrome 

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

"kiss this guy" syndrome by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

mondegreen

A misheard song lyric. A symptom of word"kiss this guy" syndrome/word

mondegreen by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

granola dyke 

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

granola dyke by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

the smiths 

Best. Band. EVER. 'Nuff said?

The Smiths 0wnz0rz j00.

the smiths by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Christian rock

An oxymoron.

Christian rock by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003