zhoosh

Polari term that means to fix or tidy, usually in reference to hair or clothing.

Kyan told John to zhoosh his hair after taking a shower.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 09, 2003

gothawk

The traditional goth-style mohawk, usually wider and less tall than its punk equivalent. Alos known as a "goffhawk"

Vance looks très sexy with his new gothawk.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

Tipper sticker

Warning labels placed on CDs that are deemed to be offensive by a group of white Christian grandmothers.

Wal-Mart will sell guns but it won't sell albums with a Tipper sticker, 'cos it's okay for kids to have weapons as long as they don't listen to music with dirty words.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

faux bisexual

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

dick flick

The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 14, 2003