Cimmerian Southpaw's definitions

Gloomy Sunday

The greatest song ever written, popularized by Billie Holiday. Nicknamed "the Hungarian suicide song".

The Associates did a fantastic version of "Gloomy Sunday".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

ponyhawk

Long hair that is cut in mohawk style, but not spiked up; a tall mohawk in its flaccid state. Called a "ponyhawk" because of its resemblance to a horse's mane.

Darren dyed cut his hair a ponyhawk and dyed it purple.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

faux bisexual

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

romantic goth

A subspecies of goth, known for it's love of fancy Victorian clothing, poetry, and wispy ethereal music. The sort that you'll find reciting Shakespeare under willow trees in cemeteries on moonlit nights while weeping tragically or some such.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

razor grrl

A female wordrivethead/word. Derived from a cyberpunk term for a cyborg assassin.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 15, 2003

Tipper sticker

Warning labels placed on CDs that are deemed to be offensive by a group of white Christian grandmothers.

Wal-Mart will sell guns but it won't sell albums with a Tipper sticker, 'cos it's okay for kids to have weapons as long as they don't listen to music with dirty words.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003