Definitions by Cimmerian Southpaw

pretty polly 

Money, cash. Originally from "A Clockwork Orange".

pretty polly by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

faux bisexual 

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

faux bisexual by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

"kiss this guy" syndrome 

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

"kiss this guy" syndrome by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

mondegreen

A misheard song lyric. A symptom of word"kiss this guy" syndrome/word

mondegreen by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

granola dyke 

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

granola dyke by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

the smiths 

Best. Band. EVER. 'Nuff said?

The Smiths 0wnz0rz j00.

the smiths by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

bifauxnen 

A girl who looks like pretty boy. A female bishounen.

I am using the word bifauxnen in a sentence.

bifauxnen by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003