Cimmerian Southpaw's definitions

"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

Christian rock

An oxymoron.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

T. Rex

1. Large carnivorous dinosaur from the Cretaceous period, also known as "Tyrannosaurus rex" and "Dino Pimp Daddy"
2. Gnarly glam rock band from the '70s, fronted by Marc Bolan

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

boxing

A sport that involves two sweaty, muscley guys in satin underpants fight over a belt.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

pretty polly

Money, cash. Originally from "A Clockwork Orange".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

ponyhawk

Long hair that is cut in mohawk style, but not spiked up; a tall mohawk in its flaccid state. Called a "ponyhawk" because of its resemblance to a horse's mane.

Darren dyed cut his hair a ponyhawk and dyed it purple.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

Gloomy Sunday

The greatest song ever written, popularized by Billie Holiday. Nicknamed "the Hungarian suicide song".

The Associates did a fantastic version of "Gloomy Sunday".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003