Definitions by Chunks the Dog

tv abortion 

A miscarriage experienced by a TV character.

On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.

tv abortion by Chunks the Dog March 2, 2023

wonton cruelty 

When you buy a boatload of Chinese food and don't let your friends have any.

Even though I was really hungry and you had five pounds of Chinese food, you wouldn't give me any. That's wonton cruelty!

wonton cruelty by Chunks the Dog December 20, 2022

hiring semifreddo 

Like a hiring freeze, but with occasional exceptions.

My company announced a hiring freeze, but they're still hiring for certain positions, so it's really more of a hiring semifreddo.

hiring semifreddo by Chunks the Dog June 29, 2022

Vanjouver 

A Jewish person from Vancouver (alt. Vanjewver)

Seth Rogen is one funny Vanjouver!

Vanjouver by Chunks the Dog December 31, 2021

pink pounds 

A large amount of money. Derived from the fact that the £50 Bank of England note, the largest denomination in circulation, is pink.

"And just sit back and start counting your pink pounds," Flack, S1E6

pink pounds by Chunks the Dog March 19, 2021