Matthew drinkwater

A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?

Matthew drinkwater?

YES
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Matthew drinkwater

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE
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matthew drinkwater

We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.
Who is that king? - gay guy #1
MATTHEW DRINKWATER!!!! - other male
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funny design sock boy

The one loser that wears taco socks to school everyday because he thinks woman find them attractive and unique. He’ll start screaming at you if you ever tell him to wear normal socks likes an average person.
Who is that weirdo who wears weird stupid socks everyday?

Has to be the angry fortnite sweat, funny design sock boy
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flower design hoco suit

A bold statement from an even bolder young man. He picks the unique suit to impress the young ladies and this risky decision proves successful when he wakes up and discovers he has every woman (and man) he’s ever wanted and dreamed off
How do you get woman?
Wear the flower design hoco suit!!!
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