Chuck's definitions

fecal file

n., a large volume of incidents involving both The Q and some type of shitting. The Q is still adding to the files, such as recently when he shat upon a blue tarp in a homeowner's back yard.

"Last night after eating at Efrains, I thought I might be adding to the fecal files! "

by Chuck January 28, 2004

Chork

Chinese dork.

That damn chork can't speak english.

by chuck November 6, 2003

iced pudding

a serving of feces which is neatly stirred in a cup or bowl (depending on the size of the load) that is topped off with a generous amount of fresh spluge

after some quality time of pinching a loaf and ejaculating, i made myself a delicious snack of iced pudding

by chuck April 12, 2005

bando

An idiot (see fucktard) in a high school or college band.

John was such a bando. Everytime the marching band went out and preformed won an award he shoved it in everyone's face for a week.

"Yeah those bandos over there are corrupting little Timmy, making him do bad things to the director and such.

by Chuck February 16, 2003

nipped

To receive a body piercing

Check out all those body piercings on that dude. He has been seriously nipped.

by Chuck September 28, 2004

Std

Stinky Twat Disease

man that girls got std, I can smell her from a mile away

by Chuck January 31, 2005

vernt

The sound flatuence makes. Variations - vernting, vernted, vernter, vernts, verntable, vernty. fart Can be added to the beginning any adjective or adverb in a sentence.

That was the loudest vernt I ever heard. I was vernting all the way to the bathroom. I vernted and cleared the room. New movie names: Return of the Vernt. The Vernt Strikes Back.

by Chuck December 18, 2003