doggie nuts

testiculs on a dog,
that basterds like
bob barker
tell you to cut off

and they are cute

i would never cut off my doggie nuts

by chuck March 15, 2005

neuter nazi

Neuter Nazi is what I call a person that is radical about neutering. Neuter Nazis are ruthless in their attempts to see that all animal companions are sexually mutilated,nothing matters to a Neuter Nazi except clip and snip!

my mom is a ''neuter nazi''

by chuck April 12, 2005

bando

An idiot (see fucktard) in a high school or college band.

John was such a bando. Everytime the marching band went out and preformed won an award he shoved it in everyone's face for a week.

"Yeah those bandos over there are corrupting little Timmy, making him do bad things to the director and such.

by Chuck February 17, 2003

kantonese q-tip

busting a nut into an un-willing partners ear.

by chuck August 18, 2003

13th Warrior it

This started when a friend of mine borrowed a new copy of the movie "13th Warrior" from another friend and didn't return it until months later.
Now anytime something is borrowed, we have to say, make sure he doesn’t, 13th warrior it.

Hey dude, you can borrow my new music cd I just got.... But just don’t 13th warrior it.

by chuck May 21, 2004

shit pig

A grotesque slob of a female. Her ugliness is only surpassed by her annoyingness.

Oh god her come shit pig, I hope she didn't see us.

by Chuck September 19, 2003

Keep your pimp hand strong

Be able to "Back slap yo bitch within a moments notice for the porpose of keeping her in line."

What do you mean you burned the bacon........POW....Now go put some ice on your lip bitch!

by Chuck January 05, 2005