Definitions by Christine

fuckmuffin 

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.

I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.

fuckmuffin by Christine February 15, 2004

peter peter pussy eater 

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

peter peter pussy eater by Christine February 13, 2004

TAX

to be sexed up, have sex
Related words: Tax Queen, Tax King, Taxilicious, Tax Factor, Taxinator, Tax Hole

Let's Tax! You look Taxilicious tonight!

TAX by christine February 9, 2004

bulb

What your mother calls a tit.

"Don't pinch my bulb."

bulb by christine February 6, 2004

jumbone 

a. a really large boner
b. a puppy chew

Man, that girl with the pert rack gave me a hell of a jumbone.
The man threw the jumbone at the dog's head.

jumbone by christine February 5, 2004

weiness

Elbow Skin

"when bill extends his arm his weiness gets all wrinkled up"

weiness by Christine January 8, 2004

Color Guard 

girls (or guys) who freeze their butts off on football fields during field shows but still have the hugest smiles on their faces(hey showmanship points r always the easiest!!!) who start to think band or drumline guys r hot because they have no life outside of band/colorguard prac. and are always in step with the person next to you even when youre not in competition or at practice! also people who have the time of their lives tossing flags and hating it when people mistaken them for CHEERLEADERS.

omg my fingers match the purple sequins on my costume!!

(at the mall with a friend whos not in cg)F: y do u keep doing that funny leap skip thing? You: o so im in step!

omg look its a drumline!! r they hot?

Color Guard by christine December 6, 2003