3 definitions by Christian Hummel

K-9 cock block

an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.

dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!

by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008

permanip

A woman who's nipples always seem to be visibly hard. this can be more commonly found in women who have had breast implants, but is not a specific requirement for permanip.

dude i've seen that hoe three times with her nipples sticking out through her shirt. The bitch must have permanip!

by Christian Hummel May 23, 2008

Black Weedow

A woman who hangs around people with the intent of smoking as much of their Marijuana as possible.

Hide the stuff....That Black weedow Tracy's comin over to smoke all my weed!!

by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008