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Shake hands man

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. He utilized a unique method of communication where he would talk to a celebrity while continuing to shake his or her hand. His action revolved around a game where the viewer predicts the amount of time that the celebrity will hold on to him.
Shake hands man is a very funny person.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
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dragoner

Defined by Final Fantasy Tactics as a person who looks like a person, but is really a dragon. Also referred to a person who uses dragon-like abilities.
Reis, the Holy Dragon, turned out to be a dragoner.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
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one question lady

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. Her game involved a unique tactic where she asked a celebrity one question, then remained silent for the rest of the time until the celebrity walks away. The objective of her game was to predict how long the celebrity would wait. She was used many times in the duration of the series.
One question lady is a very odd woman.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
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Mr. Skipperdoo

An animated rabbit from an extra movie in the bonus material of The Incredibles DVD. The animated short was called "The Adventures of Mr. Incredible and Frozone". The character of Mr. Skipperdoo was a plain white rabbit sporting a thick pair of round glasses. The reason for Mr. Skipperdoo is inherently unknown.
What's that, Mr. Skipperdoo?
by Christian Cruz November 30, 2006
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FCC

They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss"
Here's the plain situation,
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC

And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis

So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
But seriously, the FCC are complete jerks that prevent good stuff on public television.

Swear words, body parts, anything that isn't standard in a child's TV show.
by Christian Cruz February 12, 2007
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astigmatism

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.
My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
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Banzai

A Japanese show previously shown on the FOX network. It was a gmae show which utilized viewer participation by using text messageable answers. The show involved certain stunts with multiple choice results including how many ballons would make a chicken fly, which carjacker will steal a car first, and which of these women is really a man. The show was short lived, but still attracted its loyal viewers.
Banzai was a very funny program on FOX.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
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