Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian May 13, 2005

pwd

This is a UNIX command that means Print Working Directory, has absolutely nothing to do with passwords.

$>pwd
/usr/bin/yourmom
Lists current working directory.....obviously.
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PASSWORDS ON A UNIX SYSTEM.

by Christian July 05, 2004

Sangril

someone, i.e an ex lover who is now having sexual relations with a member of your family

my sangril...yeah., hes sleeping with my sister, I know we only broke up last week, but yknow, shes a fast mover, shes always had his eye on her anyway....no i couldnt care less...the arsehole

by Christian August 04, 2003

swag

To flaunt ones self nakedness around your house while your parents are away, while dancing and thinking to your friends on msn "he doesnt even know im naked."

Giggling your genitals in front of your animals.
"i need to feel superior to someting"

Brady:Hey my parents arent home
Christian:your swagging arent you
Brady:yes.

by christian April 26, 2004

bomb ass crank

a word used to describe some potent crack, usually consumed by an african american homeless man...

Did you see that bum with that pipe?
-yes, he was lit.
-he must have smokes some bomb ass crank

by christian January 25, 2005

simultate

this is totally gay.

"i dont know how to interact with REAL people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards."

by christian February 03, 2005

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode

When a Big Italian guy is balls deep in Phil B. and he yells out "Daddy No"

So I was balls deep in Phil last night and he had a Phil Badluck Barrata on me.

by christian October 12, 2004