Chris VG's definitions
The shout given when, during a vigorous session of Love Making, the quilt is flung from the bed to the floor, one, or more of the partaking Love Makers are then compelled to shout "Man Over Board" and all sex is put on hold until the quilt is recovered and replaced over the combatants.
Karen-Man Over Board.
Chris-"I ain't moving until you get down there and get him back.
Karen-I'm on my way.
Chris-"I ain't moving until you get down there and get him back.
Karen-I'm on my way.
by Chris VG May 7, 2007
Get the Man Over Boardmug. The Combination of fingers, thumbs, teeth, pressure and patience required to relieve a woman of her Bra.
Chris-Fancy adding that Bra to my floordrobe?
Karen-Do it yourself, it would be sexier.
Chris-But you know I always struggle with the clasp.
Karen-It's about time you mastered the Bra Code.
Karen-Do it yourself, it would be sexier.
Chris-But you know I always struggle with the clasp.
Karen-It's about time you mastered the Bra Code.
by Chris VG May 3, 2007
Get the Bra Codemug. The art of getting your photo taken with a non-willing participant, usually a member of the opposite sex or a celebrity that is far too busy to be posing with people like YOU.
Big Gay AL-"Hey look, there's David Beckham trying not to get noticed"
Chris-"Go and pester him for an autograph"
Big Gay Al-"He won't be up for that"
Chris-"Well go and stand next to him for a swift One Way Photo, you can be out of his way before he even knows you're there"
Chris-"Go and pester him for an autograph"
Big Gay Al-"He won't be up for that"
Chris-"Well go and stand next to him for a swift One Way Photo, you can be out of his way before he even knows you're there"
by Chris VG June 25, 2007
Get the One Way Photomug. An expression offered by a friend when he knows that he has spent the night with a girl of below average looks/intelligence or above average weight.
It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.
It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.
Chris-"Please tell me you didn't get your nuts in with that fatty from the club last night"
Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"
Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"
by Chris VG July 1, 2007
Get the A man's gotta eatmug. A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.
Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?
by Chris VG May 3, 2007
Get the Cat Got Your Fingersmug. The epitomy of Gayness, no insult referring to a persons sexuality is as offensive as being told you are "Gay as a window"
Chris-"Shall I wear the purple sweater with the diamond pattern on it tonight?"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"
by Chris VG May 20, 2007
Get the Gay as a windowmug. A song so good that you are hooked on it the first time you hear it and have to download or buy it it as soon as possible. Once you have it you can happily listen to it on repeat all day long without ever tiring of it, and you feel sick when you haven't heard it for a while.
When it is not being played you just sing or hum it to recreate the feeling you get when you hear the original.
When it is not being played you just sing or hum it to recreate the feeling you get when you hear the original.
Chris-"Have you heard that Jay-Z song 'Big Pimpin'?"
Luke-"Sure, thats the Heroin Track of the moment, I can't get enough of it"
Luke-"Sure, thats the Heroin Track of the moment, I can't get enough of it"
by Chris VG December 28, 2007
Get the Heroin Trackmug.