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Definitions by Chris Lee

Bearded Abe 

One who can not face the reality that he/she is a complete waste of trailor park trash
That guy who married the daughter of his sister that he impregnated.
Bearded Abe by Chris Lee March 14, 2005

The grandma 

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.
The grandma by Chris Lee March 29, 2004
Inexplicably or ambiguously gay or stupid.

Can be used as a noun or adjective.
"Jeff is such a guado."
"That shirt is kind of guado, dude."
Guado by Chris Lee February 12, 2004
1. Sexually adult anime, Japanese drawings, nudity pictures. Many may enjoy it, others find it disturbing.
2. A word that shows pervertiness or it simply means pervert.
When I go rent a movie, I go look for the best...the "Hentai Section", that contains a perverted mans needs.
Hentai by Chris Lee June 17, 2003
USUALLY worn by women, in special moments, men would be embrassed to wear one.

The smaller version of a dress worn by females who either just like it, think thier a slut, or just want men.
Tom wanted to see what the girl wore, so he flipped her skirt up!
Skirt by Chris Lee June 17, 2003