fleshpit

Vagina, pussy, moist trap door.

Any broad who lets you stab the fleshpit the first night, is definitely a good human being.

by Chris Johnson February 23, 2004

Green Day

1. A band which kicks major ass.
2. Saint Patrick's Day
3. A good day to smoke up.

1. Green Day is off the heezy.
2. Tomorrow is Green Day!
3. I'm bored, I think it's time for a Green Day.

by Chris Johnson January 09, 2004

fishfood

The remnants of shit that is left floating at the top of the toilet water after you've already flushed.

Not only does it stink, but I left you a little fishfood in there too.

by Chris Johnson February 20, 2004

lintfinder

A move that's pulled when a man must rearrange his penis (due to having an erection) by putting one or both hands into his pocket, and all the while appearing inconspicuous.

After browsing through the latest Maxim magazine, Stevie had to pull a lintfinder so that his bulging erection wouldn't be noticed by fellow grocery shoppers.

by Chris Johnson February 20, 2004

Drapetomania

Drapetomania is a term that derived in the slave days and was used to describe the "disease" in which the symptoms were "a slave that was addicted to attempting escape or escaping slavery..."

Cure: cut off their toes.

None needed.

by Chris Johnson May 11, 2004

flatlined

Being so drunk that you blackout and can't recall a long period (an hour or more) from the previous evening.

I must have been flatlined last night, cause I don't remember stretching my scrotum skin in front of your parents.

by Chris Johnson February 20, 2004

french military victories

HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"

A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"

by Chris Johnson May 28, 2004