7 definitions by Chris Hitchcock
by Chris Hitchcock November 28, 2006
Management that is ineffective, especially when they are attempting to look like they are by doing a lot of running around and using business power words that are often used out of context. Coined due to the similarity to Jim Henson's Muppets. They move their mouths and flail around a bit, but accomplish little to nothing in the end.
Mr. Thompson: I just don't get it, Mr. Arlington really seems to be on top of things, but we still are not making any profit in his devision.
Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.
Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.
by Chris Hitchcock January 20, 2008
by Chris Hitchcock May 27, 2007
Homie gee's that have their pants slung so ridiculously low that they have to walk like a penguin with a back and forth swaying motion.
Chris: (Pointing and laughing)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)
by Chris Hitchcock January 26, 2008
That guy is a total swagbunny. He never intends on actually hooking up, he just gets the pics then vanishes like an ice cube in the Sahara.
by Chris Hitchcock June 3, 2021
Combination of the words pedestrian and rat.
The people, usually young adults between the ages of 12 and 25, that constantly hang out in areas of town that people frequent such as pedestrian malls, streets with a lot of business’ and city thrown festivals. They perpetually beg for spare change for cigarettes, coffee and booz (also called spanging).
The people, usually young adults between the ages of 12 and 25, that constantly hang out in areas of town that people frequent such as pedestrian malls, streets with a lot of business’ and city thrown festivals. They perpetually beg for spare change for cigarettes, coffee and booz (also called spanging).
by Chris Hitchcock November 28, 2006
The younger generation of the so called "Goth". Originated in the late 90's with the sudden popularity of psudo-goth bands Maralyn Manson, Orgy and the like that dressed vaguely similar to the post-punk goth, lots of black, but with less style. Mostly what the ware are black jeans and t-shirts and dye their hair black. They tend to have less insight into themselves and those around them. Basically kids that want to play dress-up to look dark, brooding and mature.
by Chris Hitchcock November 28, 2006