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Chicken Wing

'chi-k&n, 'wing N. A nickname for someone with cerebral palsey or other similar mental disorders that cause one's wrist to form inward that causes their arm to take the appearance of a "chicken wing."
"Poor David, the chicken wing. Too bad he'll never be able to tie a noose!"
by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006
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Iverson Special

When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.

Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"

Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"

Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."

Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2011
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Falufa

Falufa

Entry: Fa-lu-fa (Falufa)
Pronounciation: \ˈfȯl-üf-ȯ\
Function: noun

1. A pouch-like protrusion on a very fat person above/near the genital region, giving the appearance of very fat genitals (commonly seen on fat people riding around on scooters in a grocery store).
2. A second gut.
Dude 1: "what's wrong with that woman? I didn't think Women could get elephantitis..."

Dude 2: "That's just a falufa. She's a fat fuck with 2 guts."
by Chris H., Pip R. May 2, 2010
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Hymen Buster

'hI-m&n 'b&s-t&r
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
I'll have a hymen buster to drink.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
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Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
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Mexican Stew

'mek-si-k&n 'stü
1. tr.V. To burp near someone's face and then blow it into their nose, thus forcing them to take a whif of your belch.

2. N. The act of blowing one's belch into another's face.
1. I mexican stewed your mom last night in bed.
2. Fuck that, I'll give you a mexican stew right now.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
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Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.
Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.
by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007
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