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Chris H., Pip R.'s definitions

Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.
Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.
by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007
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conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007
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tampoon

'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
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Chicken Wing

'chi-k&n, 'wing N. A nickname for someone with cerebral palsey or other similar mental disorders that cause one's wrist to form inward that causes their arm to take the appearance of a "chicken wing."
"Poor David, the chicken wing. Too bad he'll never be able to tie a noose!"
by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006
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Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
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Hymen Buster

'hI-m&n 'b&s-t&r
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
I'll have a hymen buster to drink.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
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Mexican Stew

'mek-si-k&n 'stü
1. tr.V. To burp near someone's face and then blow it into their nose, thus forcing them to take a whif of your belch.

2. N. The act of blowing one's belch into another's face.
1. I mexican stewed your mom last night in bed.
2. Fuck that, I'll give you a mexican stew right now.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
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