Cactus Cunt

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.
Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
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Chicken Wing

'chi-k&n, 'wing N. A nickname for someone with cerebral palsey or other similar mental disorders that cause one's wrist to form inward that causes their arm to take the appearance of a "chicken wing."
"Poor David, the chicken wing. Too bad he'll never be able to tie a noose!"
by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006
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pulling an eva

V. pul-ing an E-va

1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.

2. To stand someone up for a date
Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.

Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
by Chris H., Pip R. April 18, 2007
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Hymen Buster

'hI-m&n 'b&s-t&r
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
I'll have a hymen buster to drink.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
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The Hitler Game

A game where a player goes to wikipedia.org, selects "random article," and sees how many clicks it takes to get to the "Adolf Hitler" article. The player who can do it in as few clicks as possible wins.

Fun to play at the office when one is bored.
Deskjockey 1: Man I'm bored...

Deskjockey 2: Then make some more sales calls!

Deskjockey 1: Naw... Work is for suckers... I know! Let's play The Hitler Game!
by Chris H., Pip R. November 17, 2012
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v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
by Chris H., Pip R. June 01, 2011
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Moe

Moe (mo'e/, pronounced "Mo-ay"/ literally 'budding', as with a plant) is a Japanese slang word originally referring to fetish for or love for characters in video games or anime and manga.
Last night I jerked it to moe hentai.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 17, 2006
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