Definitions by Chris H., Pip R.
The Hitler Game
A game where a player goes to wikipedia.org, selects "random article," and sees how many clicks it takes to get to the "Adolf Hitler" article. The player who can do it in as few clicks as possible wins.
Fun to play at the office when one is bored.
Fun to play at the office when one is bored.
Deskjockey 1: Man I'm bored...
Deskjockey 2: Then make some more sales calls!
Deskjockey 1: Naw... Work is for suckers... I know! Let's play The Hitler Game!
Deskjockey 2: Then make some more sales calls!
Deskjockey 1: Naw... Work is for suckers... I know! Let's play The Hitler Game!
The Hitler Game by Chris H., Pip R. November 17, 2012
Restoring Balance to the Force
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
Restoring Balance to the Force by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011
Iverson Special
When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.
Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"
Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"
Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."
Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"
Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."
Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
Iverson Special by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2011
Falufa
Falufa
Entry: Fa-lu-fa (Falufa)
Pronounciation: \ˈfȯl-üf-ȯ\
Function: noun
1. A pouch-like protrusion on a very fat person above/near the genital region, giving the appearance of very fat genitals (commonly seen on fat people riding around on scooters in a grocery store).
2. A second gut.
Entry: Fa-lu-fa (Falufa)
Pronounciation: \ˈfȯl-üf-ȯ\
Function: noun
1. A pouch-like protrusion on a very fat person above/near the genital region, giving the appearance of very fat genitals (commonly seen on fat people riding around on scooters in a grocery store).
2. A second gut.
Dude 1: "what's wrong with that woman? I didn't think Women could get elephantitis..."
Dude 2: "That's just a falufa. She's a fat fuck with 2 guts."
Dude 2: "That's just a falufa. She's a fat fuck with 2 guts."
Falufa by Chris H., Pip R. May 2, 2010
Floor Buttering
V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
Floor Buttering by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
Cactus Cunt
Cactus Cunt by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
Belt Lap
N. A Painful indentation caused by a belt buckle on the waist. This usually occurs with fat people. 2.When the belt buckle is pulled away from the indented area it can cause excruciating pain for a few seconds.
Fat Man 1: Hey man, I have some serious belt lap going on and it's driving me crazy!
Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!
Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!
Belt Lap by Chris H., Pip R. January 7, 2009