Trojam

The mysterious off-white substance found in the bottom of a condom after orgasm is achieved.

Dude A: "Billy's mom is the best, she sucked the trojam out of my rubber last night!"

Dude B: "What's her number?"

by Chris Carr April 04, 2007

Scoopiner

When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion.

Kyle: "Check out dude scoopiner in the line up at McDicks!"

Ashley: "I bet he orders a hot apple McFuck pie!"

by Chris Carr April 01, 2007

pissing shed

Defines a shed containing a seat with a hole cut in it with which to piss, shit, vomit or any other disgusting bodily function into said hole. Also known as an outhouse.

Jebediah: "I caught Zeke and Earl finger fuckin' each other in the pissing shed again last night!"

Zedediah: "FUCK!, You mean I missed it?"

by Chris Carr March 06, 2007

u-turn dick

describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

by Chris Carr February 24, 2007

u-turn dick

describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

by Chris Carr February 24, 2007