Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

book

to fuck, have sex with, screw, nail, tap, hit, etc.

See bookworthy

Would you book that shit?
I'd book her so hard.
I'd book that ass in a second

by Chris February 19, 2005

backpack riding

Great game made up by 2 kids in 8th grade. One person takes his backpack off and runs across the hallway floor while dragging the backpack on the ground. The other person runs behind him and jumps onto the backpack while it's moving. While the person is in front dragging the backpack, the person on the backpack has to stay on as long as he can.

Backpack riding is a great game to play those 5 minutes you get between classes in the hallway.

by Chris January 11, 2005

bookworthy

Fuckable. Worth being screwed. Derived from book and the term spongeworthy on Seinfeld, meaning worthy of one using the sponge contraceptive with.

That girl is bookworthy.
Do you think shes bookworthy?

See book

by Chris February 19, 2005

C1

From the PC game Counter-Strike, where C1 will send a radio message 'Roger that'.

Now used in real life.

Geek 1: Man this new monitor rocks!

Geek 2: C1 on that.

by Chris January 08, 2004

Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 05, 2005

hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

by Chris May 13, 2005