Chris's definitions

denver broncos

the greatest team ever when John Elways was on so they had to get some pysco who flipped of KC

Ha the Broncos kicked the Packers ass!

by Chris January 22, 2005

titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.

The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)

by Chris December 28, 2003

douche

A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.

"look at that douche, he cheats on her"

by Chris March 27, 2005

cut

a section of a neighborhood...usually territory of a group of dealers...a block or group of blocks

"cuz I aint takin no shit on my cuts"
"see you dont understand it's our mothafuckin cut..."
"rollin on the cuts in his white cadillac"

by Chris December 1, 2003

X-Men

(ok why would Xmen be slang and who cares if it is)
A show that is on ABC Family that comes on the air it was on the air in the '90s and in to 2000. it also has a bunch of movies that little kids see

Luc: you want to see X-Men
Me: No there movies suck
Luc: FIne i'm going to talk to a 14 year old girl from Canada
Me: you sick basturd

by Chris May 13, 2005

C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003

cased

To be quite intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

I was so cased last night I couldn't drive home.

by Chris August 29, 2003