Chris's definitions

turkey

Three strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a Turkey!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Bass

The purest form of Speed (Amphetamine) in a thick paste.
Often taken in very small doses… For example pin-head size keeps average person buzzing for approx 12 hours.

I'm totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
( Puretone - Addicted to Bass )

by ChRiS February 17, 2005

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris May 13, 2005

bolle

English slang: To defecate on your partner's chest, either male or female.

I surprised her with a bolle, she didn't take it too well. Then i had to clean up.

by Chris April 15, 2005

Ozan

A religion in which a follower believes that God is found within their own heart and mind. Derived from Wizard of Oz in 1939.

They were married into the Ozan religion.

by Chris January 18, 2005

Emo Mexican

One who is poses as a mexican, through-out the internet, look for his hopeless romantic.

There is no example for this stupid, ugly, and simple "Emo Mexican". But beware of his childish acts to get one's heart.

by Chris May 5, 2005

stout

something that is strong,someone who is fat, or a skinny old radio dj in denver

Damn that beer is stout! Ralphie May is one stout MFer! I heard that stout guy on the radio the other day and realized he is a moron.

by chris August 25, 2003