Chris's definitions

H-Vegas

H-Vegas ... Hillsborough, NC. Small ass town with the most rednecks ever. Top hangout is Bojangles, though they are very proud of their new Wal-Mart. Very big on Green Monster, Moonshine, and keg stands! The girls are hot, the trucks are huge! I'm goin back...

I bonged eight beers that night in H-Vegas.

by Chris May 13, 2005

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture

use lotion to take care of this problem.

by chris January 17, 2005

tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.

The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.

by Chris March 26, 2003

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

a nosefull

When you place someones nose between your ass cheeks and let a big smelly fart out, usually done when the victim is asleep, passed out, or held down.

Also reffered to as a 'Fart Hammer'

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when Billy passed out at Tim's house.

by Chris November 19, 2004

Spooge

Semen or Cum

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.

by Chris August 21, 2003