Chris's definitions

sidelines

to tell them after your done beefing with one person they are next

yo after im done with your boy im going to see you on the sidelines

by chris January 12, 2005

deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

by Chris October 16, 2003

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

by Chris January 19, 2005

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

chale

Chicano term used for disagreement

Lets go see Biodome with Pauly Shore
Chale!

by Chris May 28, 2003

bumchin

Occasional nickname for Ben Affleck.

Wow, look at Ben Affleck's chin!

by Chris May 13, 2005