Chris's definitions

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.

Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.

by Chris January 7, 2004

Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.

by Chris November 1, 2004

cockblocker/cockblock

adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.

If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!

I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.

by chris September 4, 2003

skull cap

slamming a chick from behind,and clocking her in the back of the head with brass knuckles right after you blow.

jennny didnt know she wouldnt remember any of this tomorrow. she didnt know tommy was going to skull cap her, and knock her sorry ass out.

by chris April 13, 2005

to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

manbroth

The water that's left in the bathtub once a guy steps out of it.

Hell if I'm gonna bathe in someone else's manbroth.

by chris February 16, 2005