Chris's definitions

spunkfunker

funking of spunk,making punk funky

Spunkfunker beat my ass today.

by Chris March 30, 2005

shaddup

An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!"

"Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trolley. Could you be so kind as to take me to the town square in your horseless carriage?" "Shaddup!"

by Chris December 21, 2003

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 8, 2005

Fundy

A fundamental Christian, usually protestant, who obsesses over the Bible and had no real knowledge of anything.

Yesterday a fundy told me santa was satan, they just mixed up the letters.

by chris November 16, 2004

Apal8385

A homosexual male who thinks he is a bad ass. A fatbastard. Someone who acts as if they should be in middle school still.

Did you see apal8385, what a loser.

by chris March 8, 2005

Cock Socket

Slang for a female that you want to fuck.
alt: Slang for the holes in the female you want to fuck.

She looks piss drunk. I'm gonna ram that cock socket all fucking night mother fucker!

by Chris June 7, 2003