Chris's definitions

Hum

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

by Chris April 17, 2005

Black Cat

Small firework that you throw in people's lawns when they least expect it.

OH SHIT! I just threw a black cat in someone's mouth!

by Chris December 16, 2004

italian

a sex position
the guy penetrates the girl´s axilla

derived from former italy, when pre-marriage sex was strictly forbidden

Baby, let´s do it Italian style...

by Chris January 8, 2005

America Online

1. A term meaning the internet society using the original online program, AOL.

2. A crappy internet software everyone appears to hate that continues to suck.

"What the fuck is America Online? Some sort of telegraphic pole?"

by Chris May 16, 2004

rocked

To take pure cocaine and mix it with baking soda to create a more pure and smokable drug known as crack.

We gots the shit but it hasnt been rocked yet.

by Chris May 13, 2005

cowie

Word used in the north east of england to refer to when someone's pants are pulled down inorder to cause complete embarrasment. Used alot in schools.

"Did ya hear that katy got cowied yesterday? Everyone was pissing themselves laughing"

by Chris March 9, 2005

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003