Chris's definitions

dustpan

a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:

jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"

by chris January 13, 2005

The Killer

Ghost faced serial killer and star of the Scream films. Specialises in falling over furniture, using his hands-free kit and playing music at unsociable volumes.

Help, it's The Killer!

by Chris March 26, 2003

candy shop

A gay song sung by the crappy rapper 50 Cent that for some reason everyone just loves. This song is for faggots with no taste and just listen to what's popular. It's just a song about gay fat black men sucking eachother.

Fronter: Yo Candy Shop is the best song..."Take you to the Candy Shop..."
Person with taste:.......no

by Chris April 7, 2005

sexings

Recieving of sex, or other sexual favors.

I got me some sexings at Kaniacs house.

by chris March 9, 2005

fraternity

From a scientific stand point, the mentality of frat is extraordinarily close to that of a street gang as they both have various symbols and signs that you find engraved into bathroom walls and desks. They believe that strength comes in numbers and the individual is powerless by themselves. If understood by its definition, then a fraternity is a group of individuals who’s self esteem comes only from the amount of friends they can initiate into their frat. There is the social experiment of placing a member of a prestigious fraternity into a setting of those who are not part of the frat lifestyle and after a small amount of time, that individual conforms to the interests and beliefs of that group. Thus the strength of their fraternity is disproved. This is exactly the reason fraternities do not allow those of low income levels to enter their social groups. From an evolutionary stand point, diversity is beneficial in all forms. Thus a fraternity who lacks unconditional acceptance is flawed in its abilities.

the young man joined the fraternity for social acceptance but found unwarrented rivalries and economic discrimination.

by chris June 10, 2006

bwahaha

Evil laugh, sometimes refering to a person who believes he is evil and powerful, yet is small and useless.

Bwahaha i'm going to take over the world!

by Chris February 15, 2004

4-4

4-4 is referring to a 40 oz

Still tippin on 4-4's, rapped in 4-4s......Mike Jones

by chris March 20, 2005