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Olsen Twins

Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.
"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."
by Chris January 1, 2005
mugGet the Olsen Twinsmug.

LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.
by chris July 12, 2003
mugGet the LDmug.

shib

shib: 'shib v Inflected forms: shib.bed; shibb.ing
1 : to consume mass quantities of alcohol in short periods of time <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
2 : to disregard any form of civility pertaining primarily, but not limited, to skirmishes, sexual encounters, and upset stomach illness <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
3 : to separate specific strains of DNA from West-African plant life at the quantum-physical level <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
4 : to informally represent the eastern U.S. city of Bel Air, MD at social engagements <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
by Chris March 2, 2005
mugGet the shibmug.

rapunzel

When you're doing a girl up the butt and you reach down and pluck an asshair and yell "RAPUNZEL!"
Yo I was doin this girl up the ass and I Rapunzeled her ass!
by chris October 9, 2004
mugGet the rapunzelmug.

ex0dus

·02:07 AM· (›ex0dus‹) it slides down your throat :D
by Chris December 11, 2004
mugGet the ex0dusmug.

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
by Chris February 27, 2005
mugGet the marmalisemug.

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.
I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.
by Chris March 20, 2005
mugGet the fisheyemug.

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