Chris's definitions

knost

a pig. not the animal but a person who has an uncircumsized penis, or a person that can be describe with the adjective, "wrinkly".

That knost has one weird penis.

by Chris February 21, 2005

gdep

when somebody gets shut the fuck up or badly made fun of,or dissed you say "ooooh G-dep"

Mikey made a move on tha hoochie but preseded to get slapped up side his forehead
"oh G-DEP"

by Chris February 21, 2005

dsl

a female with dick-suckin-lips!!

Damn... you see that girl...baby got DSL

by Chris February 21, 2005

chaddy

Someone who lives in the town of Chadderton, Manchester.

I don't want to do something = sack it you Chaddy

by Chris May 13, 2005

polygamy

To have more than one instance of MSN Messenger running simultaneously.

I downloaded MSN Polygamy so I could sign in with 2 different accounts at the same time

by Chris February 22, 2005

circus sealion

A circus sealion is where 3 or more males stand in a row while a woman gives them all oral sex

Tracy is preforming the circus sealion

by Chris May 13, 2005

wikipedia

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.

"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.

by Chris May 13, 2005