Definitions by Chris

trooper 

Someone who sits on the parkways and highways and writes tickets all day.

The New York state trooper drove his car after the speeder.

trooper by Chris January 3, 2005

MARINES 

The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.

When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.

MARINES by Chris January 3, 2005

University of Toledo 

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.

Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"

University of Toledo by Chris January 3, 2005

metalcore 

metalcore tends to have somewhat indecipherable lyrics and awesome, though distorted, instrumentals featuring the guitar. Metalcore tends to be nfluenced by various themes including, at times, the strait edge, anti-drug/sex them.

lamb of god, unearth and other groups are considered metalcore.

metalcore by chris January 2, 2005

barried 

From the verb "to barry"

Means:
To chuck up
To vomit
To empty one's bowels from the mouth

I've gone and barried all over the floor
I think I'm going to barry.
This place stinks of barry.

barried by Chris January 1, 2005

plence 

A word made up by Christopher Ideker when his friends wouldn't stop copying everything funny he said and make it sound like they made it up.

Hey Lauren lets go plence Jakes new joke

plence by Chris January 1, 2005

Olsen Twins 

Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.

"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."

Olsen Twins by Chris January 1, 2005