Ham

Llama food. As seen in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!

by Chris May 06, 2005

powder puff

A term used to describe a sissy. Someone who talks a lot of stuff but never backs it up because they can't.

"Man, I'll punch you in the face."

"Do it then."

"...."

"Man, you're a fuckin powder puff."

by Chris April 17, 2005

party smartie [disco biscuit]

an ectasy tablet, from english sweet 'smartie' (registered trademark)

to drop a party smartie

by chris December 14, 2003

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

scralatchtica

The act of scratching the inside of your asshole with a dick

I need a scralatchtica

by Chris February 20, 2005

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

by chris January 24, 2005

jim beam

Genuine Kentucky bourbon.

Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.

by chris September 22, 2003