dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.
That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!
by Chork June 06, 2017
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make a ball

to extrude feces from the bowel.Defecation or feceation (known colloquially as pooping or shitting). the act of eliminating solid or semisolid waste material from the digestive tract.

Used as a code word if one doesn't want to announce his intentions of shitting because of embarassment.
(within a crowd)Hey Mack, let's get out of this party. I need to make a ball.
by chork August 19, 2005
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faceaids

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.
That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.
by chork October 12, 2006
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racing stripe

n. When an individual does not properly wipe his/her ass and leaves a shit stain in the underwear. Can result from sitting down and/or scratching the crack area.
Damn, that nasty bitch had a racing stripe!!
by chork August 19, 2005
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Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.
Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.
by chork August 26, 2005
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pondoo

to pass gas, to flatulate, to break wind, to relieve oneself of odorous air biscuits. Use of such word is rumored to have originated in Korea.
I thought I had to take a shit, but it was just a pondoo.
by chork August 19, 2005
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plain bootie

The smell of your ass. This does not include the smell of farts. It is the natural doo doo smell of an ass.
What is that smell? Did you fart?

No, I just have bad plain bootie.
by chork December 20, 2005
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