Definitions by Chork

dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

dorkompus by Chork June 6, 2017

bootie butt naked 

when you ain't got no clothes on and yo bootie be exposed.

Sheika: Damn, dat bitch be bootie butt naked.

Twan: Yeah, her bootie be stankin' too.

bootie butt naked by chork July 21, 2007

diabetically hungry 

When you (diabetic or not) haven't eaten in a while and you feel shaky and get the trembles.

That guy hasn't eaten since yesterday. He must be diabetically hungry.

diabetically hungry by chork July 10, 2007

faceaids 

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.

That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.

faceaids by chork October 13, 2006

plain bootie

The smell of your ass. This does not include the smell of farts. It is the natural doo doo smell of an ass.

What is that smell? Did you fart?

No, I just have bad plain bootie.

plain bootie by chork December 21, 2005

pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005

Corn count 

The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.

After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.

Corn count by chork November 30, 2005