Definitions by ChodeFilA

David Attenburrow 

This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.

I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.

David Attenburrow by ChodeFilA June 8, 2022

Natalie-Portman-sexual 

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

Natalie-Portman-sexual by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022

PurnHob 

A misspelling of porn hub where the o and u are switched. This is great for platforms that would censor the word porn. It’s also just funny.

Have you heard of PurnHob? It’s like PornHub but better.

PurnHob by ChodeFilA June 4, 2022

Pizza Shower 

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.

Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.

Pizza Shower by ChodeFilA June 3, 2022

Rodent Dough 

The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.

Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!

Rodent Dough by ChodeFilA June 2, 2022

Clean Chili Dog 

This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.

William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah

Clean Chili Dog by ChodeFilA May 31, 2022

Humped 

A combination of pumped and hyped. It was created accidentally but should be added to your regularly used vocab.

I’m so humped for tonight’s party!

Humped by ChodeFilA May 17, 2022