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Suede Patch Club

A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007
mugGet the Suede Patch Clubmug.

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008
mugGet the boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite throughmug.

fuck you and I hope your dog dies

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.
by Choda Boy 57 September 19, 2007
mugGet the fuck you and I hope your dog diesmug.

The Fattest Fuck

Alternative name for the TV show "The Biggest Loser".

This was an entertaining watch in the first couple of series, with some genuinely nice people working hard to transform themselves and hopefully inspire others. Unfortunately the show has degenerated into another Survivor or Big Brother, and now it's all about bitching, backstabbing, who's "playing the game" and who's "flying under the radar". Some of the current bunch of salad-dodgers are such arseholes that you end up hoping they gain 20 pounds each week before their overworked heart explodes on-stage during the finale.
Hey, come and check out "The Fattest Fuck"! This dude's got the biggest gunt I've ever fucking seen!
by Choda Boy 57 February 22, 2007
mugGet the The Fattest Fuckmug.

smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.
No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!
by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006
mugGet the smashed pineapplemug.

duck's guts

An Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.

Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.

Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
mugGet the duck's gutsmug.

Red Rooter

Aussie slang for Red Rooster, a fast food chain similar to KFC (aka Kolonel's Fucking Crap). Generally less popular than KFC due to their use of shitty crumbed chicken in their burgers, and the fact that they build new stores with a single cashier.

The fun stems from the use of the word root in Australia as slang for sex. This provides an endless source of amusement to us when we hear about Americans 'rooting' for their favourite sports team.
I'm going down to Red Rooter - want anything?
by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008
mugGet the Red Rootermug.

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