ranch

To vomit.

I take no responsibility for this one. We had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. He disappeared out the back saying:
"I've gotta get some fresh air, I feel like I'm gonna ranch everywhere"
by Choda Boy 57 August 15, 2006
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duck's guts

An Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.

Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.

Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
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holy snapping duck shit!

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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slut

Slut: a girl who will sleep with anyone.
Bitch: a girl who will sleep with anyone but you.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
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fuckstick

1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.

2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007
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suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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Red Rooter

Aussie slang for Red Rooster, a fast food chain similar to KFC (aka Kolonel's Fucking Crap). Generally less popular than KFC due to their use of shitty crumbed chicken in their burgers, and the fact that they build new stores with a single cashier.

The fun stems from the use of the word root in Australia as slang for sex. This provides an endless source of amusement to us when we hear about Americans 'rooting' for their favourite sports team.
I'm going down to Red Rooter - want anything?
by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008
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