Someone who is a complete prick, or someone who is so stupid, if they were any stupider, they'd be a rock.
see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.
see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.
I was driving down the freeway last night and I got heinously cut off by this fuck station in his "fully sick" Silvia.
by Choda Boy 57 June 24, 2007
An Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.
Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.
Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
by Choda Boy 57 February 25, 2007
A corruption of "I've never heard of anything more ridiculous in all my life. Swap the "life" and the "dic" and you get:
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.
Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
by Choda Boy 57 May 07, 2008
You can be ugly as:
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes
You could have:
- been beaten with the ugly stick
- been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it
- fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
You could have a face like:
- a robber's dog (or a thief's dog)
- a smashed pineapple
- a smashed crab
- a dropped pie
You could be so ugly:
- you'd be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its arse back
- you'd make a train take a dirt road
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes
You could have:
- been beaten with the ugly stick
- been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it
- fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
You could have a face like:
- a robber's dog (or a thief's dog)
- a smashed pineapple
- a smashed crab
- a dropped pie
You could be so ugly:
- you'd be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its arse back
- you'd make a train take a dirt road
You're ugly as... if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards
by Choda Boy 57 October 21, 2006