Choach Poacher's definitions

frothy mosh pit

So, you may think that a frothy mosh pit is a mosh pit at a rock concert that got stinky and sweaty so they spray them with soap, but the real definition of Frothy mosh pit is; a very excited and aroused vagina, usually the culprit of leaving behind a choach broady , choach broadie

That frothy mosh pit left behind a choach Brodie!!

by Choach Poacher May 4, 2020

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

pucker pit

A pucker pit is caused by someone being screwed too many times to the point to where their pucker turns into a pit.

"She finally let me put it in her pucker pit last night!

by Choach Poacher October 17, 2018

choach broadie

That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.

Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024

cum chummie

The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.

That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!

by Choach Poacher October 7, 2018