cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.

"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..

by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020

choach broadie

That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.

Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024

frothy mosh pit

So, you may think that a frothy mosh pit is a mosh pit at a rock concert that got stinky and sweaty so they spray them with soap, but the real definition of Frothy mosh pit is; a very excited and aroused vagina, usually the culprit of leaving behind a choach broady , choach broadie

That frothy mosh pit left behind a choach Brodie!!

by Choach Poacher May 04, 2020

Bishing

When guys go out , trying to get laid. Usually used in conjunction with the word cunting.

Hey, you down to do some bishing and cunting tonite? I need some pussy!

by Choach Poacher July 04, 2019