Choach Poacher's definitions

pucker pit

A pucker pit is caused by someone being screwed too many times to the point to where their pucker turns into a pit.

"She finally let me put it in her pucker pit last night!

by Choach Poacher October 17, 2018

choach broadie

That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.

Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

cum chummie

The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.

That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!

by Choach Poacher October 7, 2018

Bishing

When guys go out , trying to get laid. Usually used in conjunction with the word cunting.

Hey, you down to do some bishing and cunting tonite? I need some pussy!

by Choach Poacher July 4, 2019

frothy mosh pit

So, you may think that a frothy mosh pit is a mosh pit at a rock concert that got stinky and sweaty so they spray them with soap, but the real definition of Frothy mosh pit is; a very excited and aroused vagina, usually the culprit of leaving behind a choach broady , choach broadie

That frothy mosh pit left behind a choach Brodie!!

by Choach Poacher May 4, 2020

Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.

"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..

by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020