Definitions by Choach Poacher

Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

Green thumb by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024

cooter flute 

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

cooter flute by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

Alabama landing strip 

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.

"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..

Alabama landing strip by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020

frothy mosh pit 

So, you may think that a frothy mosh pit is a mosh pit at a rock concert that got stinky and sweaty so they spray them with soap, but the real definition of Frothy mosh pit is; a very excited and aroused vagina, usually the culprit of leaving behind a choach broady , choach broadie

That frothy mosh pit left behind a choach Brodie!!

frothy mosh pit by Choach Poacher May 4, 2020

Bishing 

When guys go out , trying to get laid. Usually used in conjunction with the word cunting.

Hey, you down to do some bishing and cunting tonite? I need some pussy!

Bishing by Choach Poacher July 4, 2019

choach broadie 

That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.

Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!

choach broadie by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

snatch disaster 

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

snatch disaster by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018