Chipping Woodlet III's definitions
A syndrome where your ass hurts all the time, caused by constantly rubbing it against furnitures and whatnot.
"Putting that ass-rubbed finish on your new dining-room table has inflamed my carpal bunghole syndrome."
by Chipping Woodlet III August 29, 2005

A guy who is, like, totally into Judas Priest. I mean, there are dudes and then there are judes. Judes are more bitchin' than dudes, totally.
"Hey man, whats up with Chip, I heard him listening to Air Supply yesterday. I thought he was a jude..."
"What did I tell you man, he's just a fuckin' dude."
"What did I tell you man, he's just a fuckin' dude."
by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

by Chipping Woodlet III June 10, 2007

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."
by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

by Chipping Woodlet III June 10, 2007

A) Persons who are employed in a dirt mine, extracting soil for use in construction projects. B) Persons forced to do difficult labor for little pay. C) Members of an obscure musical group.
by Chipping Woodlet III January 31, 2005

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006
