Chipping Woodlet III's definitions

Carpal bunghole

A syndrome where your ass hurts all the time, caused by constantly rubbing it against furnitures and whatnot.

"Putting that ass-rubbed finish on your new dining-room table has inflamed my carpal bunghole syndrome."

by Chipping Woodlet III August 29, 2005

jude

A guy who is, like, totally into Judas Priest. I mean, there are dudes and then there are judes. Judes are more bitchin' than dudes, totally.

"Hey man, whats up with Chip, I heard him listening to Air Supply yesterday. I thought he was a jude..."

"What did I tell you man, he's just a fuckin' dude."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

fenestripper

Someone who takes off their clothes while standing in front of an open window.

She was arrested when her neighbors called the cops and let them know she was a fenestripper.

by Chipping Woodlet III June 10, 2007

weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

lombego

A type of surfer, or member of musical group named after such.

"WTF that is, some kinda grimepuppy?"

"Nuh huh, that would be onea those lombego surfers."

by Chipping Woodlet III June 10, 2007

dirtminers

A) Persons who are employed in a dirt mine, extracting soil for use in construction projects. B) Persons forced to do difficult labor for little pay. C) Members of an obscure musical group.

"That Dirtminers song sounds like it was recorded in an actual dirt mine."

by Chipping Woodlet III January 31, 2005

Elbonics

The way people talk when they have an elbow in thier mouth.

"Purlf? Sdnurg?"

"What the fuck is Reggie talking about?"

"Oh he's speaking elbonics, man."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006