12 definitions by Chipleader Hero
Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
The capital of swinging in the Glens. Home to the largest fish arsehole factory and landfill site in Western Europe.
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
An individual that should be pitied rather than scorned. Found mainly around Waterfoot and Bangor Bus Station, they consistently fail to perform against their betters.
Their hobbies include emu worrying and watching old Jim’ll Fix It re-runs.
Their hobbies include emu worrying and watching old Jim’ll Fix It re-runs.
by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021
You can’t become a chipleader, you are born as one. Found only in designated beauty spots like Carrick and Killinchy, it’s traditional to bow, clap and cartwheel when you are in their presence. Always address the chipleader with a Hail hail!! when you are graced with their presence (not to be confused with Heil when you meet Edwina).
by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021