Loose Stool

Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.

I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.

by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014

Salad tongs

A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.

That dirty bastard's sporting some serious salad tongs.

by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

banana burka

a condom

That chick gets around. You should wear a banana burka if you don't want to catch anything.

by Chip Z'hoyy January 01, 2012

hot mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your partner's stomach/tits/face

I pulled out and came all over her belly, but then I hot mopped her.

by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

ice box

To deny a woman sex. The female equivalent of blue balls.

She was working me all night, but I wasn't having it. I had to ice box her.

by Chip Z'hoyy August 05, 2011

long ass

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.

Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?

by Chip Z'hoyy January 02, 2012

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.

Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

by Chip Z'hoyy April 14, 2013