Chingon's definitions

mass

Noun. refering to one's fat. Mostly belly fat.

Etimology: From distortion language widely used in Miami Lakes/Hialeah.From spanish massa, which is what you get when u add water to flour which is used to make tortillas.

"Would you like to grab my mass and shake it like there's no tomorrow?"

by Chingon December 28, 2005

Blazted

Adjective

To be high or drunk. Most popularly referred to Marijuana.

Etimology: From Distortion Language.

"Migz is blazted again."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

Distortion Language

Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

Shake a tower

take a shower.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. Came from rearranging the first letter of the first word and the first two of the second. rearranging the letters of words in some phrases is common in Distortion Language.

"We'll leave right after I shake a tower."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

twirly

Adjective.
Too early.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. conjunction of too and early.

"Damn, there's nobody here. I think we're twirly."

by Chingon December 28, 2005

Explosive

Adjective
To be explosive is to have and/or provide people with drugs or alcohol.

Etimology: From Distortion Language which is widely used in Miami Lakes/Hialeah. Comes from the word blazted thus the provider to the person getting blazted is explosive.

"Dood, I need to get blazted. Are you explosive?"

by Chingon December 28, 2005

Jonathan Davis

Lead singer to KoRn. Rock God of our generation. Father of a new sound which is unique to KoRn.

"Jonathan Davis is God."

by Chingon December 28, 2005